"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
05/07/2018 at 06:36 • Filed to: Kia
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"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
05/07/2018 at 06:36 • Filed to: Kia | 1
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This is an unfortunate marketing project involving Peter and Wendy saving suburban commuters from CEO Hook’s devious plan — only allowing the privileged into Neverland City.
Our assumed billionaire-villainaire (bet you said that wrong) has blocked all unworthy vehicles (early 2010s Korean cars) from using their self-driving tech, smart windshields, and health monitoring systems. The loss of tech has the entire area flummoxed because no one can operate their cars. To top it all off, only Hook and Peter appear privileged enough to freely enter the city! *Satirical gasping*
This is all proof, yet again, that traffic congestion is the quickest way to recognize a utopian megalopolis from a dystopian metrocity. The moral of the million dollar marketing midterm is that all people have a right to technology, especially the kind that makes life better by taking YOU out of it.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Wobbles the Mind
05/07/2018 at 07:26 |
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I read that as Netherland and thought, wait don’t they all only ride bicycles anyway?
sorry still very early in the morning for me
boredalways
> Wobbles the Mind
05/07/2018 at 07:56 |
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So now that they have a designer from BMW, they are going to make their own mini movies? And bad ones at that? With a vehicle that will never come Stateside?
It is most definitely Monday.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Wobbles the Mind
05/07/2018 at 08:25 |
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good grief, that was awful.
Kar Wai Wong
> Wobbles the Mind
05/07/2018 at 14:00 |
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I wish my skyscraper has easy roof access. Don’t have to break out the Apache to do donuts on the helipad.